Sed Passus Sum Scitis

someindiemovie:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

can’t help but smile at this lol

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slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service

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stunnerdd:

ehclaire:

well this just makes me feel great about my body..

although i love ellen, she shouldn’t be body shaming the minorities just to make the majorities feel better

She’s not making fun of skinny people, she’s making fun of the symbol that represents skinny by the companies that make clothes.

No no I feel kind of offended about this.

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flowercrownharry:

flowercrownharry:

taylor swift has an awards show in an hour when suddenly her dress rips

what does taylor swift do??

taylor swift swiftly tailors

Actually she writes a song about it.

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flowercrownharry:

flowercrownharry:

taylor swift has an awards show in an hour when suddenly her dress rips

what does taylor swift do??

taylor swift swiftly tailors

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side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about

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theonlyroseleft:

saucefactory:

crutchy:

Thanks, Cas. Thanks.

TRUE THOUGH

STILL MY FAVORITE CAS/SAM/DEAN COMIC EVER

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my parents said to go to bed early

it is early

in the morning

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iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

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superficial-skull:

so i was watching iron man 2 and

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